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I like to think of myself as a thorough man. I graduated fifth in my
class at Westpoint; file my taxes on New Year's Day and have a
moustache that can only be described as impeccably combed. But Twistys
is a website that seems impressive even to me; bringing together just
about everything I could expect to find in a single stop online. Pretty
much everything you need to know about it can be gleaned from its
impressive vital statistics: 1,900 models, 850,000+ photos, 16,000
video clips, 4 daily updates and over 100 DVDs.
The first question that such a project raises, of course, is
exclusivity: how much of this is original content and how much is it
just harvested from elsewhere and rebranded? Based on what I can see a
lot of Twistys content has been drawn from DVDs or elsewhere. As to
whether you can find a collection of this magnitude and quality
anywhere else, that's an altogether different question.
Twistys do bring their own exclusive content to the table, too, through
their curiously titled 'Treat' section; a concept rather similar to
Baskin Robbins' Flavor of the Month™. Here a model will be profiled in
depth with exclusive content that includes photo sets, bio details,
interviews and movies. Most are tastier than Cookies 'n' Crème, while
some have names that might double as flavours: Elektra Blue, you see,
is May's model. An added bonus: the girls will answer questions from
members on the site's forum, which is surprisingly busy and in which
the site owner is a remarkably active participant and responsive
contributor.
How do they deal with such an enormous amount of videos, photos and
DVDs then? They have a sophisticated searching system, endowed beyond
all utility where you can search for models, movies and pictures based
on variables like race, cup size, weight in pounds, old favorites like
hair colour, age and height – the full list is too long to mention here.
Because I get paid by the hour I decided to put their extensive content
searching to the test. Suppose you are, as I am, a very specific kind
of pervert. Suppose you only want to watch movies featuring girls from
Slovakia (I'll explain some other time) aged between 18 and 21 who are
between 5"4 and 5"8 and weigh between 120 and 129 pounds. Well your
search is over, brother! Twistys has more than nine full length videos
to those exact specifications.
Their DVD section is comprised of what might be called 'traditional'
movies, familiar to anyone who ever masturbated before 1994 and mostly
memorable for their attempts to weave a poorly scripted plot and
hilariously contrived dialogue around a constant parade of erotica.
Often the product of parody they have titles such as Internally Yours 3 and Babewatch 16
– nothing that's ever going to win an Oscar but on an intellectual par
with most of Ashton Kutcher's movies, the latter is a spoof of the
popular 90's series. A satire of the highest order it is set in a
California lifeguard station where the employees have very liberal
views about spontaneously breaking into orgies at the workplace. Very
liberal.
Ultimately if I went into all the necessary detail to
tell you what's available here I'd soon run out of space but the
message is clear; if you like the sample of what you see below you're
only going to find more of the same in every possible combination at
Twistys.
- Robert Mong, e-mail with comments at: ptreviews@gmail.com |
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